TSP Returns: https://www.tsp.gov/InvestmentFunds/FundPerformance/returnSummary.html

Background Music:
There's Probably No Time by Chris Zabriskie is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Source: http://chriszabriskie.com/uvp/
Artist: http://chriszabriskie.com/

Intro Music: "Fling My Turds" by Red Pill Chemist
Outro Music: "Fling My Turds II: The Rise of Celestina" by Red Pill Chemist.